Aspen

Aspen is very silly, she very sweet. She will always be there for you, she is very loud. She loves messing around. She could be a little monster at times though. She usually has brown eyes and her hair is a light brown. She prefers to video chat with people instead of texting or calling.

Aspen is literally the sweetest person you'll ever meet!

by Basic Dolphin August 2, 2019

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aspen

a great dude that is probably lgbtq+ and likes to sing. he has a nice taste in music and clothes and cares about his friends a lot. total jock.

"aspen is so cool! he invited me over yesterday and he made garlic bread!"
"i wish i could eat garlic bread with aspen :'("
"someday, my dear"

by anonymous December 4, 2020

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aspect of life

Parts of life that need to be balanced to get a good life

She gave up on every aspect of life

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

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apply asprin

The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.

girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"

girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"

Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"

man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"

by Ultimate Idiot April 26, 2014

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Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010

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