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this is the REAL final stage of boredom. the omega-ultra-instinct stage of boredom. you are so bored you type every single typeable key on the keyboard (excluding number pad) forwards, backwards, forwards capital and backwards capital instead of paying attention in online class.
"I'm so bored I could literally type `1234567890qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? into google."
by pot_kid November 25, 2020
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asdf

to posses a penis that is short, or small enough to only cover the first four keys of a standard keyboard.
You couldnt even rest on home row, all you have is ASDF.
by Sn0wm4n March 10, 2004
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asdf (n)(v): (n) a stupid person or thing, who is constentally annoying and acts in a manner of not thinking in the right mind (v) acting stupid; not thinking in the right mind; acting the fool
Your boyfriend is such a asdf, your should dump him right now!
by Hannah Hoertz December 22, 2003
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Asdfghjkl

'Asdfghjkl' is commonly said when people are in quite the state of confusion and can't process what is going in their head
Jhon said 'Asdfghjkl' after his friend said they did not have a quiz on Friday
by :'') March 4, 2018
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Oh honey you really need to get off your computer this is too much bordem. This is created when one first types the middle row of the keybored from left to right and begins typing the first bottom letter and then the first top letter and then the second bottom letter nd then the second top letter and then- you get the point you're the one who looked this up anyway.
asdfghjklzqxwcevrbtnymuiop? How are you even this bored
by Saucy_Saucy_Yeet November 15, 2018
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Asdfghjkl

Person: Why is asdfghjkl in you search history

Person2: uhhhh I was bored
by 2guyschillininahottub January 16, 2019
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