Core That Apple

Enjoy penially a woman's bountious bottom

"I'd like to core that apple."

by Tim's Friend and ex-co-worker October 27, 2012

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Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.

My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.

by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013

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Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

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apple maggot

A pejorative term for a person from or living in the state of Washington.

I wish those damn apple maggots would just stay in their quarantine zone and stop invading our state.

by ignis_ignotus April 10, 2012

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apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline

Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots

by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017

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