mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

Spank

Hit

I'm going to spank you!!!

by Ilikewritingdefinitions April 19, 2020

nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”

When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

spank zone

The zone of spanking i.e. your butt cheeks.

Oof! Right in the spank zone!

by PuncherOfTrees November 4, 2023

a spank

Derived from the hoods in dayton ohio a spank is a ounce of hard or your drug of choice

He is charging a G for a spank of hard.

by Dwnsouthliz September 3, 2020