9 percent

The amount in a child's lifetime (up to 18 years of age) that they spend in the education deparment being schooled, high-schooled, home-schooled or tutored.

Whew, the whole of my 9 percent was wasted in that hellhole.

by Ronald L June 11, 2006

number 9

Known by college students fondly as the shit you have to take the morning after a night of drinking lots of beers

::the next morning:: oh dude i need to take a number 9 real bad!

by PT loves!! May 03, 2007

number 9

A random word used to say "what a dumb arse"!

Teacher: What mood are you feeling today?

Student: Today I am feeling a bit idiotic...

Cool kids out the back: Oh man...number 9 fo shizzle!

by vegiepop September 01, 2006

ICD 9

Reference code book for medical claims billing.

Susie: can you grab up the ICD 9 for me girl? I left out 2 digi's to process.

by WlfyTwinAlter3go December 16, 2009

9/13

Ask your crush out day

“It’s 9/13..”
“Yeah.. and?”
“Wanna go out?”
“Sure”

by samiiq_q September 13, 2022

may 9

a day to fuck ur girl

john fucked his crush on may 9th

by chief kieth May 09, 2022

Aisle 9

The point where a person has a great loss of mental and motor skills due to consuming copious amounts of drugs. Aisle 9 is the place where feral folk reside.

"I am so fucked up," says Hi-Meh. Temmy resoundingly concurred and stated, "Aisle 9 has arrived!!" To which Hi-Meh replied, "I'm fucking rollin'. But that's to be expected when we are on day 2 listening to Victor Calderone and you SNOML'd the shit outta me."

by Hi-Meh February 15, 2012