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Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.
I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.
by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020
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Mongolian Cock Knot

The act of three burly men scissoring
Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.
by FunterTundle February 14, 2023
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like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
by Neville September 19, 2017
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Cock wa ping

The action of slapping someone in the face with your penis, but in English.
"Your going to get a real cock wa ping young man" - Uncle Ronnie
by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 5, 2022
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Shot Cock Violation

When a man uses a urinal in a restroom but is unable to release his urine with the customary dick reveal due to stage fright. After standing pee-less for 10-15 seconds a man will sometimes discharge saliva from his mouth to encourage his urine to follow suit and discharge. This pee-less stand at the urinal is known as a "shot cock violation" since it causes a reservation of the urinal for a non-pee activity.
Brian had held in his urine throughout the whole movie in order to not miss any scenes. He limped to he men's restroom where he found three pee-less men hogging the three urinals. After waiting 15 seconds and not hearing any streams of urine hitting the cakes, Brian yelled out "shot cock violation" and one of the men hung his head in shame and slowly backed away from the urinal exposing it for use while is pee-less cock also hung it's head in shame.
by Big Lud the Stud August 11, 2014
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big cock gobbler

Someone who gobbles big cock and gets kicked out the house for fucking the dog
by Turtle jesus July 16, 2021
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cock-a-doodle-do

when your home alone with friends and your boarded and on urban dictionary .
"BITCH I JUST COCK-A-DOODLE-DOED YOUR DAD."
by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017
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