one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018

pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

One Cuck Man

When a man has ascended past One Cuck Boi and is a very strong thot slayer, they ascend and break their own limits, becoming the One Cuck Man.

Holy hell, that man just ascended to One Cuck Man from One Cuck Boi.

by LuciferKarmaMorningstar December 11, 2018

The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

bone one out

When two people of consensual age get together for mutually agreed upon quick intercourse.

Hey girl let's go bone one out.

by Kildopan July 17, 2017

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

baby one

the first baby of the baby squad. they follow the master feez.

baby one, come this way.

by littlefeez August 4, 2017