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Shot Cock Violation

When a man uses a urinal in a restroom but is unable to release his urine with the customary dick reveal due to stage fright. After standing pee-less for 10-15 seconds a man will sometimes discharge saliva from his mouth to encourage his urine to follow suit and discharge. This pee-less stand at the urinal is known as a "shot cock violation" since it causes a reservation of the urinal for a non-pee activity.
Brian had held in his urine throughout the whole movie in order to not miss any scenes. He limped to he men's restroom where he found three pee-less men hogging the three urinals. After waiting 15 seconds and not hearing any streams of urine hitting the cakes, Brian yelled out "shot cock violation" and one of the men hung his head in shame and slowly backed away from the urinal exposing it for use while is pee-less cock also hung it's head in shame.
by Big Lud the Stud August 11, 2014
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philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you
"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"
by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015
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don't cock out

The synonym is "don't cock up" but this version is much cooler. Can be also used to express your dissatisfacition or anger.
Don't cock out man! Don't cock out.
by adżej May 7, 2015
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Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)
Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom
by GM123 July 29, 2016
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Atomic Cock Syndrome

A physical disorder or syndrome in which a phallus-having male has orgasms that grow in magnitude and force with every ejaculation. (It's often referred to as ATC.) In most cases, the male's penis eventually becomes supersized, weighing and abundant amount - much more than the normal human spinal cord is capable of supporting. With every ejaculation, he disperses a giant stream of molten, radioactive semen. It is normally more powerful than the force of Old Faithful. This process is fatally damaging to the male, causing him to be drained and dehydrated of 98% of his bodily fluids with each orgasm. Currently, the only "cure" for ATC is, well, death.
"Aw, did you hear about that poor girl on the evening news?! Her dis-mangled corpse was found in the middle of the interstate! The medical services spent two hours recollecting her body parts. They said that what little there was left of her was solidified in cum, and this was apparently after it melted most of her body. They're calling her ground zero for something called "Atomic Cock Syndrome"."
by negro_bert August 29, 2016
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cock face gremlin

COCK FACE GREMLIN-

SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A COCK OR PENIS ON THEIR FACE BUT ALSO AT THE SAME TIME LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN FROM STEVEN SPELBURGS CLASSIC MOVIE, "THE GREMLINS. " SO BASICALLY IT MEANS THE PERSON IS UGLY AS SHIT !!!!!
Damn Kristen, what the fuck are you doing coming into my house looking like a cock face gremlin ?!
by Gmb88 August 28, 2017
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Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon
I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore
by losers_is_me July 5, 2019
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