When a man uses a urinal in a restroom but is unable to release his urine with the customary dick reveal due to stage fright. After standing pee-less for 10-15 seconds a man will sometimes discharge saliva from his mouth to encourage his urine to follow suit and discharge. This pee-less stand at the urinal is known as a "shot cock violation" since it causes a reservation of the urinal for a non-pee activity.
Brian had held in his urine throughout the whole movie in order to not miss any scenes. He limped to he men's restroom where he found three pee-less men hogging the three urinals. After waiting 15 seconds and not hearing any streams of urine hitting the cakes, Brian yelled out "shot cock violation" and one of the men hung his head in shame and slowly backed away from the urinal exposing it for use while is pee-less cock also hung it's head in shame.
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"Aw, did you hear about that poor girl on the evening news?! Her dis-mangled corpse was found in the middle of the interstate! The medical services spent two hours recollecting her body parts. They said that what little there was left of her was solidified in cum, and this was apparently after it melted most of her body. They're calling her ground zero for something called "Atomic Cock Syndrome"."
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SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A COCK OR PENIS ON THEIR FACE BUT ALSO AT THE SAME TIME LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN FROM STEVEN SPELBURGS CLASSIC MOVIE, "THE GREMLINS. " SO BASICALLY IT MEANS THE PERSON IS UGLY AS SHIT !!!!!
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