cunt nonce face

A term used to define a silly ginger twat.

Andy Begg is a cunt nonce face

by Simmy Javile May 22, 2018

Resting cunt face

A person you hate based on the structure of their face.

"Becky, that hoe over there's got resting cunt face, I just wanna punch it maybe that'll help!"

by Harley.quinn94 April 19, 2018

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009

ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

pizza your face

To place lunch meat on her face, then ejaculate on her face and feed it to her.

She wanted to try food play so I told her I would pizza your face!

by LLikePizzaToo August 22, 2017

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Playing Card Face

A person who’s facial features (eyes,nose and mouth) are so close together that they can be covered by a single playing card.

“That guy that was talking to you was kinda cute “

“Ehh, he kind of had playing card face “

by Old Dave August 28, 2021