kid your face

A universal insult, used out of reflex, to show being offended, insulted, or angry.

"Sorry man, you can't go to the party"
"Kid your face!"

"Go jump off a cliff!"
"Kid your face!"

by Michael McKid November 8, 2007

big ol face

a big ol face. not a small face, not a medium sized face. definitely a big ol face

check it, she's got a big ol face

by ross genital warts January 6, 2008

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

Rip face off

To Make out, to kiss passionately. A form of foreplay.

Girl: I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna rip face off of him!

by Lovely butts October 26, 2014

poopy-face Mcdickbag

something so horrible there is no other way to define it.

what Hitler was really poopy-face Mcdickbag of him

by Jonathan Bojan November 28, 2013

Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.

Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.

by J.Noble October 2, 2016

Open face sandwich

A sandwich you make for somebody with an open face. They can't figure out how to close their mouth, you give em an open face sandwich.

The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016