elita one

elita one is female auto bot and has a relationship with optimus prime

elita one also has good skills on fighting

by heeeeel0 December 18, 2024

LENG ONE

When you have nothing to reply with, or in a dry conversation either over text or in real life. It must be shouted and if written usually has x3!!! It will sort out any dry conversation and is v fun to shout across a classroom or in a teachers face

*has a dry conversation *
You: LENG ONE!!!
*conversation no longer dry*

by A joe cock November 21, 2020

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010

One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET
they went on hiatus
it was supposed to be for 18 months
where the fuck is one directon now

someone:one direction fell apart
me: H I A T U S

by dreamfuckedgeorgehard April 26, 2021

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020