Sloppy Dog Bomb Ass Head

Means to give oral sex to the male penis. This does not include any other foreign objects.

"I forced that bitch to give me sloppy dog bomb ass head."

by Tad January 14, 2005

top notched chicken headed hoe

a bitch that think she hot but is just another silly chicken headed hoe but think she is all that.

"the girl that my cat has more hair than is a top notched chicken headed hoe that think she cute honey ur just a silly hoe"

by debcincin May 12, 2009

Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.

conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

National Give a Teacher Head Day

basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’

by lenauchiha September 24, 2019

National Give Elliot Head Day

He asked for head so he want it.

National Give Elliot head day is meant for the best minnie of minnies

by EllyMickey November 13, 2020

Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

raindrops are fallin on my head

Consists of laying on your back and leaning one's butt against the wall in such a way that your hips are above your head, once in this position the masturbator begins to stroke himself, and when an orgasm was achieved, semen would discharge all over one's face, mimicking the effect of raindrops falling on one's head.

One of John Wayne Gacy's favorite masturbation techniques is the raindrops are fallin on my head.

by PMoney59 December 21, 2010