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The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
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butt bullets

butt bullets is when brother nicholas cage poops in your mouth and you poop out the poo he did
last night my brother butt bulleted me, it was amazing! i love butt bullets!
by bummy holey January 29, 2018
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chili butt

Sort of like mud butt, but thicker and messier
Josh: Man, that Caramello gave me the chili butt.
by Righandhoss May 20, 2016
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Butt scars

Permanent, serious and irreversible emotional and/or actual anal pain associated with, but not limited to, jealously, resentment, emotional, monetary or even full on asshole victimization.
Damn dude when I picked up Victor from prison he had his head all low like somebody took his manhood, he got butt scars for sure...
by Thaddaeus G December 20, 2018
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Sloppy Butt Smush

The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue
YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
by Mad PP game June 24, 2021
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charr butt

a strong and simple minded charr that wish to live life just as simple farmer tending to his crops. Never once would a naughty thought occur in his mind, no, he is a good innocent charr!
by Charr Butt November 10, 2017
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quad butt

when your underwear is so tight your asscheeks become four instead of two
booty
butt
ass
camel toe
"omg, did you see sarah's quad butt through her leggings? "
by Wait. Wyd. March 23, 2016
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