burnt bag

When you have a wicked rash around your crotch area and it burns

Guy 1Dude I had wicked burnt bag last night I could not even walk guy 2 jesus

by the bum rash December 12, 2016

Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.

You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.

by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014

d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.

My friend, you're such a d-bag!

by ManGroover December 20, 2015

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 3, 2022

Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.

1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.

by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022