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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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Avocado Bag

Zane got hit by a soccer ball right in the avocado bag.
by ReadyLH August 23, 2021
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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
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In your bag

Being in your bag means a good thing not holding back tears listening to tswift.
Your so in your bag right now
by inmyduffy September 23, 2022
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tickling the dill bag

A person who tickles your balls while performing a blow job or hand job
Also slang for eating at a greasy spoon or diners
I got the best head last night! She/He was“tickling my dill bag” while working my member!

I need some corned beef hash! Let’s go “tickling the dill bag” at Joe’s Diner!
by Mantaray22 May 24, 2022
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trash-bagging

A word that describes the action of getting down and dirty with a garbage worker. Any sort of sexual act with a garbage worker works. It is also describes the act of having oral sex with a teacher.
Hey math teacher! All I can think about is trash-bagging you. I’m gonna come to trash bag you tonight.
by yum yum sauce July 2, 2020
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Fag Bag

Thing to call a fag to him feel like SHIT, means he's a white boi that be gay
by Guy with Thot Tots January 25, 2019
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