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Wet Black

A person who has one Mexican parent and one Hispanic parent who came to America illegally. Also, describes a person who shows up to your house unannounced and demands in. Also, this person could think they're entitled to all your food just because you forgot to offer food to them years ago and they refuse to let it go.

Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.
"Man, Steve is such a wet black! He came over to my house last night, just waltzed right in and went straight to the fridge and ate all my beans and an entire watermelon in one sitting!"
by RivSab October 22, 2023
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Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”
by TonalTruths April 4, 2024
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Black hole vent

When your partner spreads their asscheeks revealing their dark gaping asshole as you light a cigarette, take a puff and put the ashes inside your partner’s asshole , after putting the ashes, your partner closes up their asshole like a vent, and you repeat the process until the cigarette is finished.
Chad: Dude, Stacy came over last night, she let me do a black hole vent on her, it was so hot.
by Cithepa January 14, 2025
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black bugger

A dark skinned or darker skinned person who is annoying
That black bugger stole my kfc
by Johnnnnnny sinnnnnns February 10, 2021
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Black-hatted

Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.
Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"

Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."

Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."
by Jabbathebutt666 August 7, 2025
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black focusing

Claiming to love a piece of media while missing 90% of the central themes and plot.
"You can tell I'm actually depressed because I heckin' love Bojack Horseman! I actually get way sadder than he does. It's pretty cool."
"That guy is definitely black focusing on Bojack Horseman."
by fartluvr69 September 20, 2025
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black bleaching

1: the opposite of white washing

2: adding unnecessary PoC to a media series or historical adaption

3: netflix adaptation's pandering to black people

4: when a character or multiple characters without a reason or story is included and just so happens to be a PoC
I hate the games publisher keeps trying black bleaching the remake
by KateHanami March 23, 2025
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