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purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008
mugGet the purple headed christian meat missilemug.

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
mugGet the sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their headsmug.
get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you
my teacher told me get your head out of your bum and pay attention to whats going around you
by bluebear February 28, 2020
mugGet the get your head out of your bummug.

Bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.
by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019
mugGet the Bitch faggot head ass mother fuckermug.
Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!
by krg August 25, 2007
mugGet the Pull your head out of your assmug.

a catfish gave me head

by gapeshot947 May 29, 2018
mugGet the a catfish gave me headmug.
To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010
mugGet the pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gunmug.

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