shit rot

Used to describe someone's ass rotting off.

I've got a bad case of shit rot

by Schnaffel October 10, 2022

Braxton shits

Like when a pregnant women had "fake" " braxton hicks" contractions near her due date. Braxton shits is the cramps you get When the turd is on its way

Mate!! Why you stopped?? We gonna miss the bus!!!

"Braxton shits mate"

*stands upright, clenching buttocks for a min*

"Done! Let's go!!"

by Le on December 13, 2019

A crock’a shit

You go into someone’s home while they’re away shit in their crock pot, turn it on low and leave.

Remember that asshole down the street, yeah well now he’s got a crock’a shit to deal with.

by Skunk knuckles May 05, 2020

Shit stick

A unusual lipstick to wear

Babe is that chocolate lip stick no it’s shit stick

by Sex vibe July 26, 2018

Shit Stick

When your cock is covered in shit after anal

Fucked that bitch in her ass and now I got a shit stick

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Shit Stick

1. The condition of a penis after anal sex.

2. Reference to the individual in a LGBT relationship that is taking the "traditional" male role.

"I know my girlfriend wants to try anal because she's afraid of getting pregnant. Little does she know, I'm more afraid of getting Shit Stick."

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see Dave and Mark holding hands last night?"
Guy 2: "Sure did. That was quite a shock huh?"
Guy 1: "No doubt... So which one do you think is the Shit Stick?"
Guy 2: "More than likely Dave. He smelled like Fish Eggs when I walked past him last night.

by SERAPHIM June 17, 2018

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe April 29, 2018