blue ball bitch

struggling to overcome almost impossible odds.

when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

backdoor ball return

anal sex

wanna go have a lil backdoor ball return?

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002

Braz balls wax

Originally from Brazil but has recently been adopted into the American Culture. It is a form of ball waxage for males where hot waxed is placed on the balls, and ripped off leaving a lucious thin strip of hair on each testicle.

Ohh girfriend, my main squeeze has just gotton a braz balls wax that is out of this world. Ohhh it was like soft honey thwacking against my thighs. ummmm sexy

or

Hey your testicles are looking rather furesque. May I administer a braz ball wax to remove some of that fur.

by Hot Flava Maiden Paul May 13, 2005

billy blue balls

the next 40 year old virgin.

Bill Clark is billy blue balls

by jowe brown February 18, 2009

Fuck cock balls

Fuck (f-uh-k) cock (k-auhh-k) balls (bah-all-z):

-noun

1. A term commonly used to express an uncontrollably excessive build up of anger and/or frustration;

a. Can be caused from severe pain brought on by a sudden act (dropping something on your foot), disputes, or intense gaming

2. A term frequently used by people suffering with turrets syndrome

E.g. Fuck cock balls that hurt!

E.g. I can't believe I lost that round of tetris. Fuck cock balls.

E.g. You're a fuck cock ball...and a bitch.

by mo pang February 10, 2010

ball pot wank

Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.

Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.

by Bearded Clam December 9, 2008

Magic 8 Ball

Asshole

The Magic 8 Ball is an asshole

by Twentyonesinnersatthedisco August 4, 2017