A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.
Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!
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Get the Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome mug.The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.
(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)
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Get the Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome mug.Often used in the military, especially basic training. Used to describe an individual who suffers from the inability to properly "man the fuck up" and get through a difficult or trying task.
Drill Sergeant - "Alright you little poster boys for abortion, get your gear and get outside right fucking now. And if I hear a single one of you suffering from THS I will personally beat you until your tiny little fucking heart stops."
"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."
"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."
"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."
"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."
by FiveFire November 6, 2009
Get the THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome) mug.A wholesome girl, usually quite young and not bad on the eyes. She is the type of girl who is always there for you when you need her; she's selfless and tries hard to be the "relationship girl" but ends up being the "guy's girl" because she's relatable without trying too hard to be which is why she gets along with mothers. When she obtains this position, it is hard to get out of and she is waiting on a game changer. She has an innocent look to her but a secret sexual appeal that every guy she encounters can see. Instead of trying to touch her emotionally, their goal is to touch her physcially and to try to peel back and see that sexual side. This girl is the girl you remember from your childhood; She's usually the shy girl with the dimple and the one that father's want their sons to be with. But she will always be in this loop because everyone wants to see beyond the eyes. Time and patience are the only cures.
Bailey is always single but not because she is unattractive or by her choice, it's because she has the Girl Next Door Syndrome.
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Get the Girl Next Door Syndrome mug.Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.
"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999
People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999
People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.
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Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.
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