No Jokes October

"No Jokes October" is a challenge in pop media where people refrain from joking and remain serious at all times without laughing. Some other challenges include "No Poop July, No Simp September, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December."

John Lost No Jokes October by laughing at a funny joke.

by The_Urban_Dictionary_Official September 5, 2023

changed hate day october 16

day where you send hate to changed and its dumbass fans

changed fan:i love changed
sane person:go fuck yourself
dumbnass simp for a few pixels on the screen:puro is hot
sane person:kill yours-
sane friend:heyyo brotha its changed hate day october 16
sane friends friend:fuck yeah time to send death threats to changed fans

by quickys urban dictoanery acc October 12, 2023

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

29th of October

IT IS NATIONAL TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU LOVE HIM DAY!!! On this day you have to treat him like the king he is and send him a paragraph telling him just why you love him.

Mark: “my girl is being so nice today, wtf!”
Aaron: “duh don’t you know it’s the 29th of October?”
29th of October: national tell your boyfriend you love him day

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by Darkhorsyhorse October 29, 2023

See you in October

A term coined by a nonchalant guy meaning you can't see them soon because of life and circumstances, so you'll see them during the best time of the year and let them be

Marisol: when will I see you gurrrrrllll

Derek: see you in October

Marisol: okay bet life is crazy love you <)

by love clash July 11, 2024

STEM-6th of October-ist

A noun referring to those who oppose STEM 6th of October's birth right of representing STEM Schools as a whole in Egypt.

"Look at those STEM-6th of October-ists! They believe we receive more resources than them and are over-privileged!"

by kogmoney August 1, 2024

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024