One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

One for the Hun

a dead arm or hair pull during a game of scog one two

Katie had this disease and he hair came out getting one for the hun

by Red Pat December 15, 2011

One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

one hold

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".

Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.

by bidnit2 March 5, 2011

Nomming One Out

Whenever you are hungry, especially 'starving', or simply craving something

Sames! I'm properly Nomming one out right now!

by LukeyBoy March 13, 2011

one eighteened

When a female has sexually interactions with someone living in the 118 Juniper crib. Many females were one eighteened over the course of the existence of 118 Juniper.

Crackhead Rat 1: Yo how about that girl that was in the rats bed last night
Crackhead Rat 2: Yeah i one eighteened her bad.

by Crackhead Rat July 11, 2011