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One Grantai

One Grantai is an apartment located in Macau , China. To get there you either walk up a hill , approximately 15 minutes, or take the shuttle bus.
-Hey, where are you going tonight?
- Hey, Im going to One Grantai
by WariduWarida January 16, 2019
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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
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one two ten

How are you know (Rate one two ten)?
I passed by one two ten street to get to five street.
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Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.
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Elizabeth,one of the best

She's very kind and always can make someone laugh and smile.
"Elizabeth,one of the best is so kind and I love her."
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Rogue one

“I was sitting in math class and got a rogue one!”
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one-month meme

A meme that gets increasingly popular over the coarse of a month until the height of its popularity, when it suddenly dies when the month ends, rarely to be heard of or spoken again.
Person 1: *posts a big chungus meme*
Person 2: Dude that was a one-month meme. Its not funny anymore.
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