You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005

Dribble before you shoot

In a word: Precum.

Danielle: Dood! You gotta wear a condom! I know you're the "Pullout King", but guys dribble before you shoot!

Me: Fuck.

by ThaBigCheesy September 8, 2010

you are so good looking

An alternative to "God bless you", when someone sneezes. This may result in a break up with somebody, though.

If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say "God bless you". You should say "You are so good looking!"

by TFSyndicate June 11, 2014

I owe you one

An expression used to imply that one good deed done will be reciprocated

Thank you for getting the work done while I was away, I owe you one.

by valormann July 30, 2018

i love you Olivia

I love you Olivia I would do anything for you babygirl I just love your smile and you are so beautiful i also really really love your personality baby you are my everything I can’t believe I got a girl like you baby

I love you Olivia you mean so much to me idk how I got so lucky

by Jfjdje September 9, 2019

i love you most

I love you more

Husband: "I love you babe"
Wife: "I love you more"
Husband: "I love you most"
wife: "I love you mostest"
Husband: "I love you mostestest"
wife: "I love you mostestestest"
Husband: "I love you mostestesteste..."
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both wins

by Badr15 April 9, 2011

tear you a new asshole

tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby

dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole

man are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

ok man I get you

by littlejimmie November 22, 2019