eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Saddle bags

The male version of camel toe. More accurate than “moose knuckles” as it hangs from both sides.

Damn. His pants are really saddle bagging, his pants show of his saddle bags.

by Crafts n crimes February 1, 2021

Bagged

Dealt with, killed

We just bagged dude from otha day

by HomeazyyM February 1, 2021

Fanny like a carrier bag

A way to describe the fanny of a girl who has lots of sex

Johnny: I’d shag her
James: Nah she has a fanny like a carrier bag

by Suckyourdad February 3, 2021

Bagged

Screaming someones and then running away to make them look like a fool when they can't identify the screaming person

Mike walked across the grinder today so i bagged him and said "Hey Mike! Let us go on liberty"

by BringBackBagging February 9, 2021

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021