cock cult

1.) n. A faggot, who worships dick.(cock cultist)
2.)n. THE whole group of cocmsucking faggots.

"Ah, man there goes little Jimmy and Noah running off to there little cock cult meeting, at the circle jerk."

by Jack Meoffe April 4, 2009

Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008

Cold cock

A 17 inch cock with little gloves on the nuts

Suck my cold cock please and thank you

by Big gay 6969 December 6, 2017

Pussy Cocks

A term of either endearment or frustration.

An expression eluding to the act of having two penises (dicks) within one vagina (pussy).

1. Girl; "Come on, let's get kinky."
Boy; "Well pussy cocks, sure!"
They proceed to have very erotic intercourse.

2. Dude 1; "You scratched by car, punk!"
Dude 2; "You hit his car, man!"
Skateboarder; "What the hell, you pussy cocks, you pulled out in front of me and almost hit me!"
Then the two men in the car beat him to death and hid the body, then entered into a murder/sex scandal that completely shattered their homes, families and careers. Dude 2 murdered Dude 1 out of spite and revenge. He was arrested, but committed suicide in his cell only four months into this life sentence. Don't do drugs kids.

by doowreppeP sailuJ March 4, 2017

awk as a cock

miller yarbrough

that's awk as a cock.
dude you're such a tool

by weedismybitch12345 March 4, 2012

cock hawk

When someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth.

Nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk.

by razzamatazibizzle November 2, 2011

cock cookie

A prime piece of pussy

You know you wanna taste this delicious cock cookie.

by Mandye Mayhem August 2, 2017