Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

Bag of hot garbage

Any food brought at a McDonald's restaurant.

I just ate a delicious bag of hot garbage at McDonald's.

by Jerbearpig May 1, 2024

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 3, 2022

Fag Bag

A friend or acquaintance than is being a total loser and not wanting to do anything cool and would rather go to bed at a normal time instead of staying up late getting hammered and kissing fat chicks.

cmon Jake quit being a fag bag and just go out to the club with us

by Jake the tank March 14, 2018