Scurvy sea dog cunt

Someone who dumps you and then starts texting your friend

Fuck you, you scurvy sea dog cunt

Scurvy sea dog cunt by queenslander_ April 12, 2026

Being a (streight up dumb cunt 

Any girl manes amber cuz they all stupid dumb cunts

Rob: I'm so tired of all these Amber's out there ,Being a (streight up dumb cunt .I can't seem to find a girl who isn't a fucking amber

Being a (streight up dumb cunt by Jelous the name of god March 22, 2023

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt 

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt by uisguisz March 7, 2025

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

just shut your fucking mouth!!

pete: uwu

Gary: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!! by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

Fuck, shit, cunt! by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

cuntington’s whorea 

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.

Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch

cuntington’s whorea by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018