Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

by LocN9ne January 29, 2023

pmo me off

"Pisses/piss/pissing/pissed me off me off" Either you're an idiot and don't know how slang works or you're doing it as a joke.

"Bro this tiktok is pmo me off!

What?

by rose toy101 February 03, 2025

kick 'em off

"Kick 'em off" or "Kick them b*ches out" is a hood term for a person forcefully removing someones footwear, taking it for themselves.

"Me and my men are going to kick them b*tches out!"
Or
"Don't make me come and kick 'em off!"

by ~Tephyrius~ January 04, 2025

Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.

"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."

by Paul Cumyan December 05, 2017

fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 24, 2009

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 21, 2018