fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009

Bust one off

The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.

Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...

by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011

Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End

Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass

by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

broke off the flock

a term used when a group of friends are hanging out together and one leaves to go get a booty call

"he broke off the flock" = he was chyllin with his boys at the club met a gurl and was leavin to go get some booty

by bkborn1029 April 13, 2011

Off in there boi

It is the way that people in Oklahoma say "Whats up?" or "How is everything going?". It is usually said very quickly contrary to the belief that all southerns speak in a slow southern drawl.

Whatcha doin off in there boi?

The other day this guy asked me what i was "doin off in there boi?" I did not understand him.

by Brandrews April 16, 2011

Packing off

The sound produced from someone packing cigarettes on their legs.

What's that noise? Oh I think that guys just packing off.

by krispey December 6, 2010