You don't even know!

Catch phrase used by office personnel to show smug superiority to others.

Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?

Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!

by Darth Ronious August 18, 2009

You don't even know

Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.

'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''

''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''

by Jaytool June 9, 2005

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor

What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.

"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker

by bruhsoundeffectnumber2 July 31, 2019

you don't even know

Phrase used when expressing extreme distrust, angst, and revolt.

Who do you think I am? You don't even know.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

You don't even know

when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.

mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!

other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.

mean guy: stupid retard!!

other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!

mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!

other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*

by poor dude.... June 12, 2005

You don't even know

A catch-prashe/slang used by dumb kids who don't know how to express themselves any better.

The hispanic girl on MTV's NEXT kept saying "you don't even knowwww what I'm going to do" and "you don't even knowwww me". But sadly, she didn't even knowwww what she was trying to articulate.

by homelezz January 5, 2007

i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008