cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

by aalh November 2, 2011

Busting wood

A slang term for masturbation. Otherwise known as flogging the log or taking a pound off.

"what where you doing?!"
"Just got done busting wood. "

by Rawdogger95 January 7, 2017

James wood

when a man gets morning wood at an awkward time or place

Girl: why are you hard, do I arouse you.
Man: no I swear its just james wood

by The urban catastrophe September 18, 2020

disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015

Ethan Wood

gets all da bitches

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”

by yehxhd August 22, 2022

Lachlan Wood

Perfect

Lachlan Wood is perfect

by asdfghkjhgfds October 24, 2019

Burnin’ Wood

When a woman gives you a blowjob after eating spicy foods( hot peppers, takis, etc)

“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”

by PapaSmurff69 November 2, 2021