Woke

“Whatever conservative pundits want you to be mad or scared about today.”

Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.
Xbox also has announced they’re going woke too, and- you know, because of climate change.”
by Idders January 26, 2023
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Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.
Where are the black people in Shogun? The show is not woke enough.
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Stay the fuck away from me.
That mother need to be woke.
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A state of mind where only feelings are important and facts are irrelevant. Ironically used as a manipulation tactic like Political Correctness to manipulate those who disagree as being asleep to the “facts” there by discouraging the use of any critical skills or expression of opposing viewpoints.
1) There are only two genders.
Dude you are just not Woke.

2) There are dozens of non binary genders.
Dude that is so Woke!
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An adjective used to describe people whi are utterly incapable of holding an opinion contrary to the government-approved narrative.
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A term used usually by middle aged white men to describe blacks, homosexuals, feminist and jews.
I'm tired of all of this "woke" culture.
by thine1 November 14, 2022
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