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Green Wipe

this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.

Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
by Webster 's Profit December 6, 2010
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Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.
He took an hour because he was marker wiping.
by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021
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Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
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Speed wipe

Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe
by john_doe 123456 July 9, 2009
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Waikiki Wipe

A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
by Unofficial Mayor March 4, 2018
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Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!
Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise
by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
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wipe start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 4, 2021
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