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whale mouth

When a chick can fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once.
My weekend wad AWESOME! The chick I met at the club was a total whale mouth!!
by Newbie_1984 September 23, 2015
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Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.
Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!
by Popboy11 November 7, 2016
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whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
by Groatsworth June 21, 2019
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reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.
Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!
by Bevrore June 28, 2019
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Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".
Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!
by MajesticElements December 16, 2017
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Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
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Whale Breach

In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”
“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
by Stinky Link July 28, 2020
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