water guilt 

Extremely hungover

My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."

water guilt by Safeshapes May 15, 2015

water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.

I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.

water ski enema by really dontcare October 25, 2015

Water Bobcat

The Water Bobcat (Lynx aquarius) is a subspecies of the cat family Felidae indigenous to Northwestern Ohio, and has adapted to survive predominantly aqueous environments, such as rivers, and lakes. Although mammals, they are sometimes called the "Alligators of the North" for their ability to float motionless at the surface of the water while waiting for unsuspecting prey.

I was reeling in a large walleye, and a damned Water Bobcat snatched it off my fishing line.

Water Bobcat by Butts Carlton November 7, 2015

Water Bottle Big

When describing to another female the size of her partners penis without using numbers.

Like oh my God Kelly it was like water bottle big.

Water Bottle Big by jbelasi January 25, 2016

water bearing sea cow 

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

water bearing sea cow by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

water ba 

Leftover fluids in a woman's womb after sex.

There was a lot of water ba in that bitch.

water ba by Handy. October 9, 2016

Water the Bed

To water or harvest marijuana

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.

Water the Bed by SwagMafia July 16, 2016