commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...
guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
by shaun p July 19, 2005
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Wikipedia is edited by anonymous users and sometimes "editors" modify listings in Wikipedia to suit an agenda or for mere sport, mockery or as vandals.
Such a modification is called a "Wiki Wank"
Wikipedia is edited by anonymous users and sometimes "editors" modify listings in Wikipedia to suit an agenda or for mere sport, mockery or as vandals.
Such a modification is called a "Wiki Wank"
OMG! Did you see the screenshot of the Wikipedia page about the Obama? It said on Wikipedia that Obama started world war 2! Apparently it didn't get noticed or changed for 3 months...what a perfect Wiki Wank!
by TruthAboveAllPleasures February 26, 2009
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My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!
by darkh0rse July 2, 2011
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by Oxford warrior August 26, 2011
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by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
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wank /wæ?k/ wangk Chiefly British Slang: Vulgar
Creating code that does not relate to the core purpose of a project. Basically wanking around with peripheral tasks
- source. Dave Fleming
wank /wæ?k/ wangk Chiefly British Slang: Vulgar
Creating code that does not relate to the core purpose of a project. Basically wanking around with peripheral tasks
- source. Dave Fleming
by bluemedia October 22, 2007
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A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"
by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009
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