The Dirty Waffle

The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.

Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.

by VitoVane November 24, 2017

Waffle Burger

A waffle Burger is a complicated sexual act. To perform a Waffle Burger, firstly the man ties some fishing wire to a piece of bacon (or any kind of meat) and gets his woman to swallow it - making sure he is still holding the other end of the wire.
When the man is about to climax, he yanks the wire (still attatched to the bacon) causing the lady to gag. This gag reflex tightens her vagina and causes a more pleasurable orgasm for the man.

Waffle burger's are a common sexual act performed in the nearby English viallges, Alrewas, Yoxall, Kings Bromley and Barton

by Chief josef November 6, 2006

waffle

The best damned food ever. It is king of all foods, and is great with anything. Anything at all. It can make cow manure taste like chocolate, and chocolate taste like double chocolate, not that I've tried you sick fucks!

And the Lord sayeth: "Let those who eat the Holy Waffle have dominion over this world." And it was done, and He rested.

by Wafulz October 2, 2003

Dirty Waffle

It's a nickname for the city of San Diego which is a play on its name, i.e. a "Dirty Waffle" is a "Sandy Eggo".

"Want to head down to San Diego this weekend?"
"Nah, I hate the Dirty Waffle."

by FranklinDelanoBluth July 6, 2009

Waffle Boob

The aftermath of slappin a girl.....or fat dude's tits with a Tennis racquet.

Charles: I slapped my girl while playing tennis and gave her a mad case of waffle boob.

by Reptar08 August 29, 2010

rofl waffle

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

by Norty11 August 24, 2010

douche waffle

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

by Siyui December 22, 2008