When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
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2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.
b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.
c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.
2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!
b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.
b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.
c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.
2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!
b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
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