a small van. usualy used by familys with 3 or more children. any one driving will be defined as a 'soccer mom', weither or not you or your child really plays soccer.
my father drives a plymouth mini van to work. they call him a soccer mom, even though i don't play sports.
by Cortnie Hill July 01, 2008
Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months
by Conquering Lion October 30, 2015
a fantastic group of people who enjoy various activities, such as; rolling boulders, snapping fingers, using dental floss and cooking cameras.
by PantsOnFire69 December 25, 2009
the following is taken directly from her bio section of her official website:
"At the young age of 28 Jolene Van Vugt has established herself as one of the most accomplished female athletes in action sports today. Her incredible and ongoing lists of accomplishments include becoming the first CMRC Women’s Canadian Motocross National Champion, first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike, holder of multiple Guinness World Records, and co-star of many motocross/stunt videos...
In 2006 Jolene would have a large part in creating the Canadian Women’s National Championship’s, a coast-to-coast national series that would mirror the opportunities of the WMA in the U.S. She would commemorate the event by winning the series and becoming the first Canadian Women’s National Champion.
2006 ... the first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike ...
The milestone backflips and other stunts performed at the Pastrana compound would be featured in the popular Nitro Circus video series, and open many doors for the young talent. Such as being the first female to take part in the Masters Of Dirt Freestyle Show in Austria, and be featured in the MTV television show Nitro Circus..."
"At the young age of 28 Jolene Van Vugt has established herself as one of the most accomplished female athletes in action sports today. Her incredible and ongoing lists of accomplishments include becoming the first CMRC Women’s Canadian Motocross National Champion, first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike, holder of multiple Guinness World Records, and co-star of many motocross/stunt videos...
In 2006 Jolene would have a large part in creating the Canadian Women’s National Championship’s, a coast-to-coast national series that would mirror the opportunities of the WMA in the U.S. She would commemorate the event by winning the series and becoming the first Canadian Women’s National Champion.
2006 ... the first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike ...
The milestone backflips and other stunts performed at the Pastrana compound would be featured in the popular Nitro Circus video series, and open many doors for the young talent. Such as being the first female to take part in the Masters Of Dirt Freestyle Show in Austria, and be featured in the MTV television show Nitro Circus..."
Jolene Van Vugt has the most defined midsection of any natural athlete. She is a professional stuntperson whose accomplishments are often referred to without reference to her gender, because of her ability to be recognized at or above the level of her male colleagues. She is a role model, inspiration, and pioneer without equal.
by Jolenefangdb January 21, 2011
After Timmy blurted his load all over his nans face he decided to nip to the bathroom to take a nice relaxing Van Der Hogg
by Hurlock Loyal August 25, 2004
A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
When you escape unnoticed from a social gathering in order to prevent the shit your friends will give you for leaving, the length of time it will take to say good bye to everyone, or the awkward sloppy wet kiss that your great aunt Mildred always gives you.
"Where the hell did Jessie go, did he Ricky Van Slickey again?"
"Yeah he Ricky Van Slickied his ass outta here a while ago , I hope he paid his tab this time."
"Yeah he Ricky Van Slickied his ass outta here a while ago , I hope he paid his tab this time."
by dre1686 April 05, 2015