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When you escape unnoticed from a social gathering in order to prevent the shit your friends will give you for leaving, the length of time it will take to say good bye to everyone, or the awkward sloppy wet kiss that your great aunt Mildred always gives you.
"Where the hell did Jessie go, did he Ricky Van Slickey again?"
"Yeah he Ricky Van Slickied his ass outta here a while ago , I hope he paid his tab this time."
by dre1686 April 5, 2015
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