How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.
IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.
He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.
He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
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"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
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"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
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