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mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.
That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees
by Brapp65 May 4, 2018
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Pokémon Unite

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent
by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022
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Atlanta United

smallest club in MLS, worst fans, crap team. Small banter club.
Person 1: “My club is the size of Atlanta United” Person 2: “so the size of your club is small”
Person 1: “Yes.”
by realoscargv April 12, 2022
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heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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Drogheda United

The second biggest football team in Louth, in the shadow of irish giants, Dundalk FC. There fans are big into inbred and they just love having sexual intercourse with their family. They like to pretend that their club is relevant by joining in football conversations with "drogheda clear 💜💙" this information is of course never actually true.
Person 1: Hai have you seen drogheda united recently?

Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing
by dfc.editzz April 26, 2023
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CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
by Nolink January 30, 2017
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The united ducks

A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.
I am from The United Ducks
by Iphoneequis2 May 3, 2022
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