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Manchester United

Manchester United are shit this season.
by Gif not jif October 12, 2019
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heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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Thurmond Unit

A fictitious piece of hardware in your computer that "breaks" and the IT guy has no answers as how to fix it.
Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.

IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.

He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
by ILLREPUTE June 2, 2016
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mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.
That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees
by Brapp65 May 4, 2018
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CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
by Nolink January 30, 2017
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Absolute Unit

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019
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Manchester United

Your performance towards your school work and behavior is so Manchester United
by Cavadan September 15, 2020
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