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Micro Unit

A bitch (or bloke) that is small in terms as height, but is so fat they could crush the entire Vatican city.
Woah dat bitch is a fucking micro unit!
You fucking micro unit!
by Analbumparty_1233 June 6, 2019
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Manchester United

Manchester United are shit this season.
by Gif not jif October 12, 2019
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Manchester United

Your performance towards your school work and behavior is so Manchester United
by Cavadan September 15, 2020
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Little Unit

A girl who makes your heart smile, and stimulates you physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. She is strong, determined and driven. She is confident in herself and educated. She will show you her soft side but also her hard side when needed. When you look into her eyes you will get lost and want to tell her she is amazing.
by big.unit October 8, 2020
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heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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Thurmond Unit

A fictitious piece of hardware in your computer that "breaks" and the IT guy has no answers as how to fix it.
Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.

IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.

He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
by ILLREPUTE June 2, 2016
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mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.
That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees
by Brapp65 May 4, 2018
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