twat nag

A person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with a female in a metaphorically "naggy" manner. The tendency to try so hard to attain snatch access could be mis-construed as rapey behaviour.
It didn't matter how many times i said no, he kept asking me to come back to his room for a 'night cap', he's definitely a bit of a twat nag
by Jam Warm February 02, 2016
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Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'
"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."
by Pippylongstocking01 January 06, 2012
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Twat stamp

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.
Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"
by TheGaugeQueen March 16, 2014
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turd twat

The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!
jared has turd twat
by tkinrough November 21, 2015
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turd twat

eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.
Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.
by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016
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Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.
I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.
by Poco Girl April 14, 2015
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Hot twat

A girl that messes around with multiple guys, and her vagina smells so bad it’s hot in temperature.
Yeah bro she a hot twat, she been with everyone”
by DatKng October 14, 2019
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