True Simp

The act of ditching pre made plans with the boys to spend the day with his girlfriend who he basically lives with.

Ale is the epitome of a True simp

If you ever want learn from a True simp, call Ale

Being a True Simp is very bad in today’s society

by Dibx June 20, 2020

one true voice

dropping dead after listening to a CD

how did he die? i think he was one true voiced

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

semi true story

When your story is MOSTLY truth, but there may be just a few embellishments added in to make the story more interesting. It makes it a Semi true story. Semi true story.

When Dena told Shawn that she could beat his ass racing go-karts it was a semi true story. semi true story.

*She likes to drive fast but nowhere near a fast as he likes to drive. She just really wants to tease him and have fun. She knows she could never win, but it would be fun to try!

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

photoshop it true

using photoshop or other image editting programs to doctor pictures to suit your own version of events, based on the idea of "pics or its not true" (also known as "pics or it didn't happen"). using this as a threat against people that piss you off on the internet can give you leverage in forum arguments.

Steve: I live to piss you off, why can't you hack it?
Dan: say, remember that time in your life you weighed 400 pounds and wore a mumu?
Steve: lol no...that never happened!
Dan: then stop pissing me off and I won't photoshop it true.

by Kiki212 March 5, 2008

true that

confirming a statement, by using indirect references

Rick: I saw Tonya in the mall, and shorty was lookin fine ass hell.
Derrick: True that.

by Dtoney February 12, 2004

Justin Trudeau

The worst thing ever to happen to Canada. Does not answer a single question, says progressive to get out of every fucking situation he is in. Appointed a journalist with no experience in finance and foreign affairs to be the finance minister. Can't get through a sentence without saying, "um uh... Uh, Canada is a progressive country so no I will not answer your question on anything" Also despite being so, "PROGRESSIVE" did blackface. We literally elected a fucking blackface drama teacher to be our prime minister.

Dumbass: "Derrrrrr! JuStIn TrUdEaU Is ThE BeSt PrImInIsTeR tO EvEr RuLe CanAdEr!"
Rational Person: "Actually, his time as prime minister has been-"
Dumbass: "ShUt Up BiGoT!"

by maxwellian6 March 8, 2021

True Love

The act of sucking the penis after it has been in the arse.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey dude, met a girl last night, she believed in True Love.

Guy 2: Nice.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Performed a little True Lovin last night.
Girl 2: Dirty bitch.

by SwitchView August 16, 2010