Whack-n-toss

What macs should be called because your supposed to beat the shit out of it after seing how shitty it is.
I just got a new mac and I tossed it out the window.
by Assholes Inc. August 09, 2003
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toss my salad

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad
Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen
by Bigdongdizzle February 18, 2010
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Tunisian Salad Tossing

The art of hurling pieces of lettuce with your feet at strangers walking down your street.
Paul: "Bro what did you do yesterday?"
Kyle: "I was so bored bro, I did a little bit of Tunisian Salad Tossing."
by bigstrappingcowboy January 24, 2022
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Tossed Fruit Salad

The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser
by bunnychanX3 December 12, 2012
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2019 toss-up

The answer to when the sheer amount of genders and sexual identifying words have become too much and you just cant fucking tell anymore
Guy: Is sammy male or female? I really can't put my finger on it
Girl: Hell if I know... Thats a 2019 toss-up
by refreshingconfucius January 03, 2019
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Yank Yank Toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate that idiot. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 22, 2008
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tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)
As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.
by Lord Mike March 18, 2004
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