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cacioppo time

A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.

i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.
Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.

(5 hours later)

Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.

(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)

This is a common example of Cacioppo time.
by DavidGuglietta77 December 19, 2011
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Anand time

Longer than actual time usually 10 to 30 min longer
Friend , I'll be there in 30 minutes .
Me, real time or Anand time

Me , real 30 minutes or Anand 30 minutes
by Sle3perr February 28, 2015
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saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.
Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time
by captain poopypants November 11, 2004
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Obama time

A phrase to discretely say “sex”. It was created by two girls on a trip when their classmates kept making Obama finger puppets make out.

It can also be used to describe words like sexy or when reading something the characters are staring to get a little into it.
“They’re talking about Obama time!”

“It’s kinda Obama time-y”
by Doodooememamomoo July 19, 2023
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stealthy time

When someone says "soon", "5 minutes", "heading there", but then is ready hours or days later.
Steve said he'd be here soon, but its been 2 hours and he's not here yet. Dude must be on stealthy time.
by draino77 November 7, 2022
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doob time

A period, or point in the day dedicated to smoking doob, bonging doob or any doob related activity.
Dave: what time is it?
Christian: doob time, brother!
Rob: nizz.
by David Peter Wright February 4, 2009
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Arp time

The act of running late, and showing up anywhere between 1-3 hours late. This lateness is completely unintentional, they're trying their best.
Should i expect you at 8pm, or are you running on Arp time?
by mor86gan August 3, 2017
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