Thirsty goat

Going down on your partner, and licking like you haven’t drank water in days

He was thirsty goat-ing me like hell

by Thegoatlicker69 August 24, 2019

cock thirsty cum dumpster

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.

First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

by Shedofwork September 28, 2017

Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)

"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"

by Jared White July 15, 2008

Thiratchet

a combination between thirsty and ratchet

basically a ghetto girl/boy that desperately wants the D or P

Bitch 1: You see that girl with the 99 cent weave and ripped leggings
Bitch 2: yeah

Bitch 1: she tryna get with your man and i heard she treats STDs like Pokemon and catches em all

Bitch 2: ugh, she's so thiratchet

by kim.win June 2, 2014

Thurstan

Best person loves his friends and he is really cool and has a great girlfriend

Thurstan is funny and he is weird

by Thurstan October 8, 2018

Pour thirty

Knocking off work half an hour early (for example, at 4:30) to get a drink. Usually on a Friday, but usable any day of the week.

Co-worker: Hey, did you see the e-mail I just sent?

You: Sorry man, it's pour thirty and I'm ready to get my drink on.

by Celticboy6 February 13, 2009

Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

by bob beeflips November 16, 2011