taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.

I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.

by Nsync June 13, 2008

Taintberry Juice

When you're eating a chick out and she's coming all over the place. You slip down to give her some anal tongue darts and as you come back up you lick her berry juice from her taint...

Dude, I had this girl gush'n down her crack as I was lapping up her taint! That taintberry juice was mmm mmm delicious!

by Shoosh Daddy December 17, 2012

Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw

I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.

by RL & DG April 25, 2008

Taintinence

The act of cleaning the area between the scrote and the arse.

1. Tom: "good game (slaps ass)...fuck is that smell?!"
Steve: "oh, sorry dude, got the seventh inning funk. Need some taintinence."

2. Beth: "that was a great camping trip, Bill."
Bill: "oh I know, there's nothing like nine days in the woods to clear the mind. (sniff sniff) I need to do some taintinence.

by AltaPowderKid May 14, 2008

Taint Move

when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.

Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag

by Dave Bo October 30, 2008

Taint Pillars

Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.

by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 23, 2010