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It's a Jersey thing

It's a Jersey thing.
Really has no meaning.
When you live in Jersey then you say it's a Jersey thing. Also shows in South Park.

Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.

Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.

Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
by Mondongo August 6, 2011
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The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009
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The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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thingus

hey, hand me that thingus over there!
by snotrocket February 13, 2007
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Thinkerbate

To engage in deep thought by one's self.

Also see thinkerbating.
I'm not sure I can do that for you -- let me thinkerbate on it for a while
by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010
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thinesh

The most loveable and caring person ever. He’s so determined with his one true loveable and that’s one thing u can admire. He’s been so hurt thru his life but yet tries to make everyone happy. Jus wish she could go out with me instead
Thinesh is amazing
by Unamious lover November 15, 2020
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lady-thing

An affectionate or comical term referring to a female friend.
"You're a precious lady-thing," or, "You're my little lady-thing."
by Lauren Clacher April 21, 2006
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