Cummy Rag

Usually a girl of loose morals, picked up at a bar or a party and taken back to your or your friends house. This is where a Cummy Rag differs from the usual street-whore; you have to work hard to convince her she is in a different town to where she really is AND fold her up into a fold-out couch whilst chanting CUMMY RAG! CUMMY RAG!

1. I really didn't want to see that one-night stand again, so I pulled the old Cummy Rag trick
2. When looking at new lounge furniture, always enquire about the Cummy Rag optional extras
3. Scott: "Bro, my girlfriend can't find out I cheated on her again"
Brent: "Let's just do the Cummy Rag and we'll be mint condish"

by TGR Online May 17, 2010

fag rag

A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.

The San Francisco Chronicle is a fag rag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

dirt rag

A tarty Lunch cutter, who insits on wearing the tinyest outfits to work which does no flattery on her massive rear-hind.

That Michelle is such a dirt rag.

by fcuk_uu January 17, 2008

shit rags

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.

"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".

by Pooh02 January 28, 2009

Jammy Rag

Slang phrase for a sanitary towel

She better have some jammy rags, she's fair pissed off. Must be that time!

by shorthair2 August 6, 2008

jammy rag

This is when a woman is on or just about to start her menstrual cycle and therefore the male is less inclined to have intercourse with her.

Martin= Hey man u not goin t see steph tnite, we both no she wants it.

Ryan= Nahh mahn am not touchin that she has her jammy rag drippin the now. A aint touching that!

by Martin emm July 28, 2009

rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump's hair looks like fucking rag shit!

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019